Whoa, what model only requires a monthly charge?

As soon as they require me to use a Google account I’ll get rid of mine, too. It’s coming soon.

We’re lost

Nah I’d just change the channel

Doing meth, or working? That’s the US these days.

Eh the kids are alright

Yes, but it’s also new territory for us as a species. I’m sure the guidance and monitors will be significantly improved in the next decade, but a decade ago… It was the wild west, baby.

Some kids also get obsessive about phones once they get one, or obsessed with other people’s phones until then.