Is that the average 4chaner?

TIL Epson made laptops. Having had to deal with some of their printers and scanners, I’m not inclined to learn more.

I think this is unironically what they are going for everywhere: delegating regulation to industry, as is the case to some extent in aviation. If they get their way, they won’t need approval from the NHTSA or any other agency, because they will self-approve and likely even shape regulation themselves.

/s Meanwhile, in some Signal group: “Should we suicide her or do you guys figure she might have some ICE-worthy tattoos?”

For anyone who doesn’t know: this is a clever reference to the myth of Midas’ Touch that I’m totally stealing.