So hard to get excited over new processors when what we have is already so powerful.

I guess I’ll be excited by the 7000 series or so.

I wish I had sex as a kid, but porn was a nice substitute.

I’ve always thought about how cool it would be to find a use for cat shit.

Imagine if every time your cats used the litter box, it made you money.

Successful grift is successful!

Congrats, dipshits of LA and Vegas! Can’t wait to see what dumb crap you waste your money on next!