Finally!

Decades late, but I’ll take it. Do Monsanto next.

Ed Zitron is amazing. That dude just says it like it is.

Hahaha

Tom from Myspace has entered the chat.

I’ve owned this controller for years. Can confirm it sucks.

memories of Internet Explorer doing the same thing intensifies

Yes.

Not at my company. We’re all stuck in BSOD boot loops thanks to BitLocker, and our BIOS is password protected by IT. This is going to take weeks for them to manually update, on site, all the computers one by one.

CrowdStrike: It’s Friday, let’s throw it over the wall to production. See you all on Monday!

I think we’re on to something here. Like, different rakes for different things to rake up. Brilliant!

I invented a leaf blower that is 100% silent and is shaped like a rake.

My memory of this was a little off, but here’s the source: Engadget

Remember when he faked his first fart bomb video because he used his friends to play the part of the porch pirates? That was years ago.

Edit: My memory was a little fuzzy on exactly the nature of the incident was. See my follow up comment for a link to an article that explains what actually happened.

“choosing”