Yet no planet to be found! And they’ve looked. I propose a micro black hole instead, much harder to spot with similar gravitational influences

CEO first please. He’s not worth it

This is clearly a tender fail. Byte code can be emulated for a fraction on that price. And it’s a two or three man job with a rota

F-Droid is the single biggest reason that Android is actually usable. And the only real reason Google aren’t getting sued for monopoly practices. If only ReplicantOS was more viable

Wow, what’s the size limit going to actually be? 20MW is phenomenal from a single turbine, but what could we hit?

Also, obviously no

For sure. Coat buildings with this and we all win

Begun, the AI wars have

Archive.org offering to step in and help if google will hand over the domain and db

Yarr harr harr

Only a few steps from your telly listening to you…

More than double the price. Not sure what it’s competing with, but not a pi

What if I told you that typing in software engineering encompasses less than 5% of your day?

Never pay ransomware. Just write the data off. Learn how to take decent backups

Most directories were free actually. You could buy an advert if you wanted a bigger listing, far more transparent and helpful than whatever snakeoil SEO peddles. And SEOs taking credit for accessibility is akin to serial killers controlling the excess population. And you are grumpy about AI causing you long term search problems? Dare I say a loss of revenue and oblivion? Well cry me a fucking river. Welcome to the party, maybe now you’ll realise you are as unwanted as LLM search results

Re-read that and ask if any of it has actual value. Gaming Google is a bad way to make a living. Playing by their rules makes you complicit. You are part of a cabal of rogues that extort businesses into better results and if they don’t play then they are relegated to oblivion. The world would be a better place without SEOs. All those examples are because other SEOs have broken the system. The world would be a better place without Google at this stage. Do you bother with any other search engine? Do you try to make things better instead of trying to exploit a dying service that only maintains it’s monopoly through anti-competitive business practices.

Seriously: fuck SEOs. Go take your good skills and intelligence and go do something worthwhile

Yup, blame away, but also recognise lots of good that they have done too. Open Source, the fediverse, medical software, communications software. To name but a few. What good have SEOs ever done?

Worked with more than a few SEOs. Software developer here.

Fuck SEOs - that is why you are getting downvoted. Organic content creation has been ruined by you AND google. Own your problems, beg forgiveness, stop playing the stupid game where there are no winners

The power to destroy a thing is the absolute control over it
- Paul Muad’Dib