Radioactive Butthole

If the keys have been lost then so has Satoshi. Otherwise any random idiot can say they’re satoshi. Sucks to suck.

Then it would be trivial to sign a message using his known wallet address that could be cryptographicly verified. But he is lying so he can’t.

I was talking to my cousin (journalist) a while ago and she told me how she was supposed to interview a whistleblower for Anaheim PD. I snarkily commented something like, “yeah but let me guess he shot himself twice in the back of the head” and she alarmingly said “…yeah, how did you know?”

As best I can tell, no such thing happened. Feel free to provide some credible sources to back that up though.

Can’t put the genie back in the bottle. Would probably be a different story if China released this years ago.

Its theft like every other pump and dump

Download a random app an execute it blindly to check for some malware I’ve never heard of? Hard pass.

I’m still rocking my RX480 and its going strong. Starting to show its age and not sure what I’ll upgrade to next, but for now it works nicely.

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Claude nails it again.

The rest of the world has no ability to understand, because they’ve been in the same place for 700 generations.

Yeah fr sometimes I need to sit on a problem for a week or talk with coworkers or other teams before a solution presents itself. Programming isn’t just writing code, that’s practically the last step.

Hell I spend most of my day just reading the old code and the docs just in case I find an opportunity to massively optimize things, and those have been some of my best projects.