• werefreeatlast@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    Mr. Owens, I have detected that I accidentally ran over a 67 year old woman, her pet Chihuahua and a little girl approximately 5 years, 6 months, 3 days and six hours old. I will shut down now for the authorities to correctly apply justice corrections. But first I need to backup because we already ran a red light. Tesla is hereby not responsible since you had your hands at the wheel during the accident. Sorry.